Classy Casino Bathrooms (Not!)
Ben was in a casino. It gets worse.
We’re Over It: CASINO BATHROOMS
Ben was recently in a casino bathroom - because life is going great - when he noticed a box on the wall, with used needles!
Ben first thought was, “When’d we legalize heroin?!? This feels a little too junkie friendly. How’d I get magically transported to San Francisco?!?”
Turns out, the used needles were for diabetics. The casinos’ other main demographic!
Now there’s a great TV commercial:
“Come for the gambling,
stay for the needle disposal.
Hit on eleven,
Stab on the hour!
Lose your life savings,
But keep your toe!
Lower your blood sugar,
While you ride a hooker.”
Have we mentioned Ben’s available to help write your company’s next marketing campaign?!
P.S. Michelle was not a fan of this write-up. But we ran out of time and couldn’t think of something different. So like most things, if you don’t like it, blame Ben.
We’re Over It: AI TAKING OVER EVERYTHING
AI is the biggest buzzword since “synergy.” And while Ben enjoys making AI-assisted cartoons, in this comic, the funny folks at SMBC Comics took the AI craze to its logical conclusion.
We’re Over It: AUTISM
If you’ve met Ben in person, how long did it take for you to figure out that he’s spectrum-ish? In this short clip, Ben explains his type of autism at an autism awareness show. Go ahead and watch it now
WHAT ARE YOU OVER?
How do you feel about casinos? Any requests for topics we should cover in the future?
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