Botox or Laughs?
Michelle thinks the new rule at a London comedy club is unruly
We’re Over It: ILLEGAL BOTOX
If you are too tired to click on this insanely ridiculous newspaper article we will give you the British headline: Popular comedy club bans customers with Botox, citing "reactionless" faces.*
Waaaah that is wild! If that happened in LA - it would complete obliterate the comedy scene.
Apparently there are “expression tests” at this comedy club’s entrance. Here’s an idea: If someone fails this test, instead of the comedy room, they should go into door number two: the poker room. Then they’ll win so much money they’ll be able to buy their own comedy club, and more botox.
According to the article, these scone-eating comedians said it was “challenging" to perform for "reactionless faces.” Oh is it challenging? Welcome to life as a comedian! What’s next? Banning women with boob jobs because ‘tig ole bitties’ are “distracting” ?!?
Ben thinks this sounds like a made-up ban that lasted for two seconds in order to get some free press. But if that’s how it’s going down we have a new rule: no redheads in shows Michelle is in! You see, Michelle’s high-school ex was a redhead and that color brings back scarring memories of getting stood up at prom.
*Shout out to the creator of the World Wide Of Stuff aka Michael Lewis who forwarded us this article. Michael replies to many of our newsletters and makes us feel like we aren’t typing into the wind - aka you reading this, please hit reply 😘
We’re Over It: BOTOX BOOTY
A woman getting botox on her bottom. We thought “butox” was spelled “Kardashian.”
We’re Over It: BAD COMPLIMENTS
Go ahead and watch what comedian Emma Willmann says when people compliment her.
WHAT ARE YOU OVER?
Can you tell when someone has botox? Yes or No?
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